How do I look?

Hmmm, I am sitting here thinking about the subject of heelless shoes and wondering which man came up with this idea and why.  Was there an argument between him and his wife the day he came up with this idea or did he just say F&%$ it, the bitches will wear anything, they will look like complete idiots and I’ll make a gazillion dollars?  I don’t want you to think I am a man basher because I am not, but let’s get real or is that heel? I’m not sure who came up with this heelless idea first, man or woman? In either case it can’t be that comfortable. Heelless…